It's a thought we've all had at least once: how much money do I get paid to poop at work? Take this quiz, and you can figure it out and rest assured that no matter how much you hate your job, somebody is paying you for your bowel movements!


What type of slave are you?




Enter Pay (round to nearest dollar)





How many hours do you work a week?





How many minutes does your poop take?





How many days a week do you go?